i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.